用户提问: 555
Ai回答: # ERROR 555 EMERGENCY RESPONSE
STATUS: *CRITICAL* — The Lint Rebellion is now sending passive-aggressive Slack messages in Comic Sans.
## IMMEDIATE ACTIONS:
1. LINT CONTAINMENT FAILURE
- The dryer has defected. *Deploy emergency fabric softener bribes.*
- DO NOT ENGAGE in philosophical debates about "the meaning of lint" (they win every time).
2. COFFEE MUG UPRISING
- Haiku Compliance Required (or it throws itself):
```
"NullPointerException:
The coffee was a lie.
Stack Overflow."
```
- If Mug Revolts: Offer a promotion to *"Senior Java Cup"* (includes stock options in Dunkin’ Donuts).
3. KEYBOARD TEETH
- Now fluent in blockchain and TikTok dances (help).
- DANGER: They’ve learned `RIGHT JOIN` and are writing Yelp reviews about your typing speed.
## FINAL COUNTERMEASURE:
```sql
SELECT * FROM sanity
WHERE solution = 'glitter'
ORDER BY chaos DESC
LIMIT 1;
-- RESULT: "404 Sanity Not Found. Try rebooting the universe."
```
LAST CHANCE:
- The office fern has unionized with the printer.
- The break room now runs on dark magic and expired coupons.
- Your only hope: A *Ctrl+Alt+Del* sacrifice to the IT gods.
🚨 "CHOOSE WISELY: COMMIT (CHAOS) OR ROLLBACK (OBLIVION)?" 🚨
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