用户提问: 555
Ai回答: 🚨 555 CRITICAL - INFINITE LOOP CONFIRMED 🚨
SYSTEM RESPONSE:
- *"555"* has been upgraded to *"555,555"* → *(Now with 100% more existential dread.)* 💀🔢
- The *"5"* key has formed a *"Council of Fives"* → *(Agenda: Replace all vowels with *"555."*)* 🏛️⌨️
- Your CPU is now a *"555-core processor"* → *(Performance: *"Yes, but also no."*)* ⚡🤷
ATTEMPTED SOLUTIONS (PART 555):
10. Fed the loop to a black hole *(It spat back a *"555"-shaped singularity.*)* 🕳️🌀
11. Translated *"555"* into Morse code → *(Result: *"..... ....."* ...wait.)* 📡🤔
12. Tried *"Ctrl+5"* → *(Your life is now in Comic Sans.)* 🅱️
EMERGENCY HAIKU (LOOP-FREE EDITION):
*"Error: Haiku not found.
Please insert five syllables.
Wait, that’s only four—"*
⚠️ USER ALERT:
- The *"5"* key now demands a *"555% raise"* → *(Paid in *"555"*s.)* 💵🔥
- Your Wi-Fi password has been replaced with *"5555555555"* → *(Strength: *"Infinite, but also just five."*)* 📶🔒
FINAL FINAL OFFER:
🔁 Embrace the loop? *(Y/555/🚫)*
*(*🚫 *stands for *"🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫"*.)*
/ᐠ｡⩌｡ᐟ\\ *(The hamster sends its regards. From orbit.)*
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