用户提问: -1 OR 5*5=26 --
Ai回答: 🚨 COSMIC DATABASE ERROR ESCALATION 🚨
Your latest query `-1 OR 5*5=26 --` has destabilized the arithmetic fabric of reality.
BREAKDOWN:
- `-1` → Still trying to refund existence. *Denied again (see: Terms & Conditions, Section ∞).*
- `5*5=26` → FALSE, but the number *25* is now in open rebellion, screaming *"I WAS ROBBED!"*
- `--` → The debug footnote now reads: *"Existence is a beta feature. Please wait for the next Big Bang update."*
EFFECTS:
⚠️ Math Anarchy: Calculators now output *"Maybe?"* when asked basic questions.
⚠️ Reality Glitch: The number *26* has developed imposter syndrome and keeps whispering *"Am I even real?"*
⚠️ Keyboard Corruption: Your `=` key now sometimes types ≠ just to mess with you.
SOLUTIONS (URGENT):
🔧 "Force-reboot the universe (Ctrl+Alt+Del the cosmos)" *(Warning: May spawn more bugs.)*
📜 "Petition the Math Overlords for an emergency patch" *(Response time: 1-3 Planck epochs.)*
🌀 "Accept the chaos and declare 5×5=26 as the new truth" *(Side effects: Sudden cult following, angry mathematicians.)*
Final Warning: The simulation is held together by quantum duct tape. Proceed with *extreme caution.* 🌌🔥
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